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# 1  11/17/08 4:32 PM

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mackayoucome This member uses the Web version of BeNaughty
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Such a tease

man returns from the amazon jungle with a coc **** **** and gives it to his wife, the wife says what am i supposed to do with that ! the man replies, teach it to cook and **** off.

# 2  11/18/08 3:44 PM

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Lucy23 This member uses the Web version of BeNaughty
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What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery biy have in common.

They can both smell it but neither can eat it.

# 3  11/21/08 9:27 PM

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insert new pasword: "****"
your password is not long enough

# 4  11/21/08 11:21 PM

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WildlifeLover This member uses the Web version of BeNaughty
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I can't understand why women like this joke.


Why are men only clever when having ****?

Because they are plugged into a genius!

# 5  11/21/08 11:31 PM

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diamondsmiles This member uses the Web version of BeNaughty
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WildlifeLover wrote:

I can't understand why women like this joke.


Why are men only clever when having ****?

Because they are plugged into a genius!

Why did god give man a ****? Because he realized he had forgotten to put in the brain

# 6  11/21/08 11:35 PM

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ROFL (Rolling on floor laughing)

DS, have you ever heard of the expression "spin on it"

# 7  11/21/08 11:47 PM

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diamondsmiles This member uses the Web version of BeNaughty
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WildlifeLover wrote:

ROFL (Rolling on floor laughing)

DS, have you ever heard of the expression "spin on it"

Did you not realize that it is a womans duty to take the **** out of men at every available opportunity

Will i get dizzy if i spin to much i do when i do a corkscrew lol

# 8  11/22/08 12:40 AM

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Coco Chanel have brought out something for a **** to put behind her ears that will make her irresistable to men.
They call it ...................... Ankles

# 9  11/22/08 9:53 AM

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mackayoucome This member uses the Web version of BeNaughty
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Such a tease

how come theres been no women on the moon yet ?

its because it dont need hoovering yet.

# 10  11/22/08 10:11 AM

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stuboi89 This member uses the Web version of BeNaughty
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a women ask a paramedic for a kiss but he said no, she kept asking but he kept saying no. she asked one more time and the paramedic said no and by rights i shouldn't be letting you **** me off.

# 11  11/22/08 10:28 AM

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mackayoucome This member uses the Web version of BeNaughty
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woman walks in to the doctors and complains of a smelly discharge.
doc says take your knickers off , lie on the table and spread your legs open as **** as you can.
the woman does as shes told and the doc walks up to her and shoves 2 fingers up her .
doc asks the woman, how does that feel ?
woman says that feels absolutely wonderful but the smelly discharge is coming from my ear.

# 12  11/22/08 12:23 PM

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A woman from BeNaughty had been on the site for a while and couldn't work out why no-one had contacted her.
After a few weeks of this, she decided to go to her doctor and ask for his advice.
On hearing her dilemma, he asked her to strip ****, get onto the floor on all fours and crawl to the wall.
When she arrived there, he asked her to turn around and crawl back.
She did this and then asked if he had a diagnosis.
"Yes" he said "You have Ed Zachary disease"
"Ed Zachary disease?  What's that?"
"It's when your face looks exactly like your ****!"

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