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interpreting personal ads...

# 1  4/7/14 12:00 AM

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davebi48 This member uses the Web version of BeNaughty
Man, 53
United Kingdom
Thurrock
Wicked charmer

came across this on another site but amused so thought I'd share it

FUNNY DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS

40-ish--------------------------49
Adventurous---------------------Slept with all your friends
Athletic------------------------No ****
Average looking-----------------Ugly
Beautiful-----------------------Pathological liar
emotionally secure--------------On medication
Feminist------------------------Fat
Free spirit---------------------Junkie
Friendship first----------------Former ****
Fun-----------------------------Annoying
Gentle--------------------------Dull
New Age-------------------------Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded---------------------Desperate
Outgoing------------------------Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate----------------------Sloppy drunk
Poet----------------------------Depressive
Professional--------------------Pro
Romantic------------------------Frigid
Voluptuous----------------------Very Fat
Large frame---------------------Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate-----------------Stalker
Widow---------------------------Murderer
POF------------------------------Plenty Of Fatty's

FUNNY DICTIONARY FOR MEN'S PERSONAL ADS

40-ish---------------------50ish
Adventurous----------------Wants to sleep with you quickly
Athletic-------------------Boasting about his prowess
Average looking------------Paper bag job
Emotionally secure---------Scored last night, so sorted for a while
Free spirit----------------Wants to sleep with you REALLY quickly
Friendship first-----------Doesn’t sleep with mingers, wants to check you out and if not you, your friends
Fun------------------------Wants to sleep with you in weird places (like in a crane)
Gentle---------------------Boring
New Age--------------------Doesn’t open doors for a lady
Open-minded----------------Hopes you are
Outgoing-------------------Has a drinking or drug problem
Passionate-----------------Shouts a lot
Poet-----------------------**** mad, no-one understands him
Professional---------------Not unemployed
Romantic-------------------Wants to sleep with you
Height 6ft 3”--------------Height 5ft 3”
No ****----------------Oh! I forgot I had ****
Divorced-------------------Married
Single---------------------Just the one girlfriend
Smoker? No---------------. Yes
Likes animals -------------Particularly roast chicken

# 2  4/7/14 10:30 PM

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ScotsBird This member uses the Web version of BeNaughty
Woman, 45
United Kingdom
Glasgow
Flirt expert

Ha ha!  How true

I used to go through the ads and try to match people up.  I wonder if any of them actually got together

# 3  4/8/14 8:27 AM

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rodsrule This member uses the Web version of BeNaughty
Man, 54
Australia
Coopers Plains
Seduction guru

so that makes me a 40-ish adventurous, free spirit, fun new age open minded poet that's likes animals
almost forgot 6ft 3

# 4  4/8/14 9:57 AM

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TalentedAngel This member uses the Web version of BeNaughty
Woman, 49
Australia
Adelaide
Casanova

LMAO I guess that makes me Passionate Athletic and Fun

# 5  4/8/14 1:20 PM

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rodsrule This member uses the Web version of BeNaughty
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Australia
Coopers Plains
Seduction guru

TalentedAngel wrote:

LMAO I guess that makes me Passionate Athletic and Fun

hahahahaha nailed it

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