Share ya filthy jokes!!!!!
Right i will start this one;
The day the **** asked for a raise!!!!
I, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labour
i work at great depths
I dont get weekends off
I work in a damp enviroment
I work in the dark with poor ventilation
i work in high temperatures
Im exposed to contagious diseases
After assessing your request & considering the arguments you have raised we reject ur request for the following reasons:
U dont work 8 hours straight
U fall to sleep after brief work periods
U dont take initiative
U need to be pressured and stimulated into startin work
U leave a messy workplace
U dont always observe necessary safety regulations such as wearing protective clothing.
Ur unable to work double shifts
AND If that wasnt all you constantly enter the workplace crrying 2 suspicious bags!!!!!
# 2 12/5/08 2:47 PM
whats non alcholic beer and ur sister got in common.
they both taste the same but there's something not quite right.