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# 1  12/5/08 2:41 PM

Posts: 1300
beccaboo581 This member uses the Web version of BeNaughty
Woman, 48
United Kingdom
Sheffield
Wicked charmer

Right i will start this one;

The day the **** asked for a raise!!!!

I, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labour
i work at great depths
I dont get weekends off
I work in a damp enviroment
I work in the dark with poor ventilation
i work in high temperatures
Im exposed to contagious diseases

Sincerely
P.Niss

RESPONSE:

Dear P.Niss
After assessing your request & considering the arguments you have raised we reject ur request for the following reasons:

U dont work 8 hours straight
U fall to sleep after brief work periods
U dont take initiative
U need to be pressured and stimulated into startin work
U leave a messy workplace
U dont always observe necessary safety regulations such as wearing protective clothing.
Ur unable to work double shifts
AND If that wasnt all you constantly enter the workplace crrying 2 suspicious bags!!!!!

Yours Sincerely
V.Gina

# 2  12/5/08 2:47 PM

Posts: 5
stuboi89 This member uses the Web version of BeNaughty
Man, 25
United Kingdom
****
Naughty newbie

whats non alcholic beer and ur sister got in common.
they both taste the same but there's something not quite right.

# 3  12/5/08 2:53 PM

Posts: 1300
beccaboo581 This member uses the Web version of BeNaughty
Woman, 48
United Kingdom
Sheffield
Wicked charmer

stuboi89 wrote:

whats non alcholic beer and ur sister got in common.
they both taste the same but there's something not quite right.

Oh thats gross lol

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