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How to shave?

# 1  4/4/14 6:22 PM

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big_blue This member uses the Web version of BeNaughty
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Guys, I'm after a bit of advice. 

I usually trim the hairs around my **** and ****, but I'm liking the idea of something smoother.  I'm nervous about a razor, any tips? (and very carefully isn't funny)

# 2  4/4/14 8:11 PM

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metallica This member uses the Web version of BeNaughty
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big_blue wrote:

Guys, I'm after a bit of advice. 

I usually trim the hairs around my **** and ****, but I'm liking the idea of something smoother.  I'm nervous about a razor, any tips? (and very carefully isn't funny)

keep yer tool sharpe...at all times.....i do mine every morning in the shower....

tiz the only shaving i do now.....(apart from missis mets bits)....not drawn claret for years...

# 3  4/5/14 1:03 AM

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don't do it if your ****
and be veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy careful

# 4  4/5/14 2:52 AM

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Dont have a shaky hand but then I could always give you a wax

# 5  4/5/14 9:24 AM

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well i got the beard trimmer out last night and gave it a good shear, nicked myself with that so bailed before i got the razor out.  planning to have another go tonight, but might get hair removal cream for my ****?

i did mention to my wife waxing it a few weeks ago, think she got scared i'd want to return the favour

# 6  4/5/14 11:33 AM

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big_blue wrote:

well i got the beard trimmer out last night and gave it a good shear, nicked myself with that so bailed before i got the razor out.  planning to have another go tonight, but might get hair removal cream for my ****?

i did mention to my wife waxing it a few weeks ago, think she got scared i'd want to return the favour

You have to wait till the hair gets long and I would love to do it for you

# 7  4/5/14 4:55 PM

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big_blue wrote:

well i got the beard trimmer out last night and gave it a good shear, nicked myself with that so bailed before i got the razor out.  planning to have another go tonight, but might get hair removal cream for my ****?

i did mention to my wife waxing it a few weeks ago, think she got scared i'd want to return the favour

unless your using a CUT THROAT your unlikely to slice anything off....you just gotta treat it like yer face.....unless you have bits of bog paper over yer boat race after you've shaved.....

# 8  4/6/14 11:09 AM

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A **** blood letting never hurt anyone, treated all sorts with it hundreds of years ago.

Itchy night though,...

# 9  4/6/14 12:26 PM

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big_blue wrote:

well i got the beard trimmer out last night and gave it a good shear, nicked myself with that so bailed before i got the razor out.  planning to have another go tonight, but might get hair removal cream for my ****?

i did mention to my wife waxing it a few weeks ago, think she got scared i'd want to return the favour

think there is a post about hair removal cream here some place, will bring a tear to your eye

# 10  4/6/14 12:31 PM

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rodsrule wrote:

big_blue wrote:

well i got the beard trimmer out last night and gave it a good shear, nicked myself with that so bailed before i got the razor out.  planning to have another go tonight, but might get hair removal cream for my ****?

i did mention to my wife waxing it a few weeks ago, think she got scared i'd want to return the favour

think there is a post about hair removal cream here some place, will bring a tear to your eye

just dun missis mets lady garden ...1st cut of the season...

# 11  4/6/14 1:35 PM

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metallica wrote:

rodsrule wrote:

big_blue wrote:

well i got the beard trimmer out last night and gave it a good shear, nicked myself with that so bailed before i got the razor out.  planning to have another go tonight, but might get hair removal cream for my ****?

i did mention to my wife waxing it a few weeks ago, think she got scared i'd want to return the favour

think there is a post about hair removal cream here some place, will bring a tear to your eye

just dun missis mets lady garden ...1st cut of the season...

I've always had a deal with the missus that she'd let me do hers for her if i managed to mine without lopping it off.  She's away at the moment, she'll get a real scare when she gets back!

# 12  4/6/14 1:58 PM

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big_blue wrote:

metallica wrote:

rodsrule wrote:


think there is a post about hair removal cream here some place, will bring a tear to your eye

just dun missis mets lady garden ...1st cut of the season...

I've always had a deal with the missus that she'd let me do hers for her if i managed to mine without lopping it off.  She's away at the moment, she'll get a real scare when she gets back!

she'll think GONZO from the muppets has moved in...

# 13  4/6/14 2:09 PM

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Just curious but why? I like it on myself and other people... the bald thing looks scary .... lol

# 14  4/6/14 2:12 PM

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chaosmaker wrote:

Just curious but why? I like it on myself and other people... the bald thing looks scary .... lol

you wanna try it missis.....the KOJAK look grows on yer.....trust me....

# 15  4/6/14 2:45 PM

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chaosmaker wrote:

Just curious but why? I like it on myself and other people... the bald thing looks scary .... lol

I was **** off having **** longer than my flaccid ****, trims were newer any good so...

Well, that's my story

# 16  4/6/14 4:20 PM

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metallica wrote:

chaosmaker wrote:

Just curious but why? I like it on myself and other people... the bald thing looks scary .... lol

you wanna try it missis.....the KOJAK look grows on yer.....trust me....

did once in my teens when i was young and stupider...  hated the itching for no reason and i like the protection that they are growing there for

big_blue wrote:

I was **** off having **** longer than my flaccid ****, trims were newer any good so...

Well, that's my story

Hmm,  flaccid you say???  I do know that men do it to make themselves look longer

# 17  4/6/14 7:50 PM

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metallica This member uses the Web version of BeNaughty
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chaosmaker wrote:

metallica wrote:

chaosmaker wrote:

Just curious but why? I like it on myself and other people... the bald thing looks scary .... lol

you wanna try it missis.....the KOJAK look grows on yer.....trust me....

did once in my teens when i was young and stupider...  hated the itching for no reason and i like the protection that they are growing there for

big_blue wrote:

I was **** off having **** longer than my flaccid ****, trims were newer any good so...

Well, that's my story

Hmm,  flaccid you say???  I do know that men do it to make themselves look longer

thats why designer stubble rocks....

# 18  4/6/14 11:14 PM

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TalentedAngel This member uses the Web version of BeNaughty
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chaosmaker wrote:

metallica wrote:

chaosmaker wrote:

Just curious but why? I like it on myself and other people... the bald thing looks scary .... lol

you wanna try it missis.....the KOJAK look grows on yer.....trust me....

did once in my teens when i was young and stupider...  hated the itching for no reason and i like the protection that they are growing there for

big_blue wrote:

I was **** off having **** longer than my flaccid ****, trims were newer any good so...

Well, that's my story

Hmm,  flaccid you say???  I do know that men do it to make themselves look longer

LMAO

# 19  4/6/14 11:55 PM

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big_blue This member uses the Web version of BeNaughty
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I may be a **** sheltered (like hell), but I'm guessing this isn't how people suggest getting a woman to laugh...

# 20  4/7/14 12:00 AM

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TalentedAngel This member uses the Web version of BeNaughty
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big_blue wrote:

I may be a **** sheltered (like hell), but I'm guessing this isn't how people suggest getting a woman to laugh...

Nope, we're all very serious on here

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