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# 1  12/23/13 8:19 PM

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Fed up with chrimbo already . . .

Cards from people I have not a clue who they are

An influx of prezzies im sure I wont want

Peoples chatting stopping me from watching decent chrimbo tele . .Eastenders, Doctor who etc

Arseholes letting of fireworks frightening me dog

Being shoved and pushed by desperate boyfriends who have forgotten to buy anything for that bird they sleep with whose name they never can remember after 2pm on chrimbo day

The stress of trying to think of the right gift for **** peoples

Tone deaf numpties murdering "I wish it could be chrimbo everyday" in town

Having to spend days visiting **** when I SHOULD be doing college work

I could go on all day  . .Anybody fancy saying bah humbug with mo

# 2  12/23/13 9:00 PM

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pitbull wrote:

Fed up with chrimbo already . . .

Cards from people I have not a clue who they are

An influx of prezzies im sure I wont want

Peoples chatting stopping me from watching decent chrimbo tele . .Eastenders, Doctor who etc

Arseholes letting of fireworks frightening me dog

Being shoved and pushed by desperate boyfriends who have forgotten to buy anything for that bird they sleep with whose name they never can remember after 2pm on chrimbo day

The stress of trying to think of the right gift for **** peoples

Tone deaf numpties murdering "I wish it could be chrimbo everyday" in town

Having to spend days visiting **** when I SHOULD be doing college work

I could go on all day  . .Anybody fancy saying bah humbug with mo

Nope!!! I'll just wish you a Merry Christmas and wait for my pressie

# 3  12/23/13 9:20 PM

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TalentedAngel wrote:

pitbull wrote:

Fed up with chrimbo already . . .

Cards from people I have not a clue who they are

An influx of prezzies im sure I wont want

Peoples chatting stopping me from watching decent chrimbo tele . .Eastenders, Doctor who etc

Arseholes letting of fireworks frightening me dog

Being shoved and pushed by desperate boyfriends who have forgotten to buy anything for that bird they sleep with whose name they never can remember after 2pm on chrimbo day

The stress of trying to think of the right gift for **** peoples

Tone deaf numpties murdering "I wish it could be chrimbo everyday" in town

Having to spend days visiting **** when I SHOULD be doing college work

I could go on all day  . .Anybody fancy saying bah humbug with mo

Nope!!! I'll just wish you a Merry Christmas and wait for my pressie

Are we related

Ohandmerrychristmastoyou

# 4  12/23/13 11:43 PM

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You mean they forgot the bone, Merry Christmas you young fool, tis good to see you are on it for the studies, relax for the break, then get back into it young fella.

# 5  12/24/13 2:39 AM

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pitbull wrote:

Fed up with chrimbo already . . .

Cards from people I have not a clue who they are

An influx of prezzies im sure I wont want

Peoples chatting stopping me from watching decent chrimbo tele . .Eastenders, Doctor who etc

Arseholes letting of fireworks frightening me dog

Being shoved and pushed by desperate boyfriends who have forgotten to buy anything for that bird they sleep with whose name they never can remember after 2pm on chrimbo day

The stress of trying to think of the right gift for **** peoples

Tone deaf numpties murdering "I wish it could be chrimbo everyday" in town
Having to spend days visiting **** when I SHOULD be doing college work

I could go on all day  . .Anybody fancy saying bah humbug with mo

If my friend it would help you feel better about the season...then...Bah Humbug...from Portland Oregon USA...gosh...that felt pretty damn good...thanks Kellee

# 6  12/24/13 7:10 AM

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pitbull wrote:

Fed up with chrimbo already . . .

Cards from people I have not a clue who they are

An influx of prezzies im sure I wont want

Peoples chatting stopping me from watching decent chrimbo tele . .Eastenders, Doctor who etc

Arseholes letting of fireworks frightening me dog

Being shoved and pushed by desperate boyfriends who have forgotten to buy anything for that bird they sleep with whose name they never can remember after 2pm on chrimbo day

The stress of trying to think of the right gift for **** peoples

Tone deaf numpties murdering "I wish it could be chrimbo everyday" in town

Having to spend days visiting **** when I SHOULD be doing college work

I could go on all day  . .Anybody fancy saying bah humbug with mo

misrable fcker.....yer falling for all the hype boy.....

butt most importantly.....if you think EASTENDERS is decent telly....anytime of the fecking year.....then you deserve ALL the shite you get....

now.....APPY FECKING CRIMBO..............and get back in yer basket...

# 7  12/24/13 4:02 PM

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Iv just watched last nights enders, sky plussed it cos I was out socialising it was pretty good

hows about this for bah humbug. went to sainsburys to get cheese, so I'm stood at the cheese counter waiting to be served... miserable cheese woman pops up and says did you want something? er yes! I'm not stood here for fun and games!

so i told her what i wanted, she looked at the cheeses, looked at me, looked at the cheeses, looked at me, then picked up this pre cut lump that was twice as big as i wanted... cheese woman says will this be ok?  Me no its too big... after much huffing and puffing she un wraps it cuts it in half so its the right size and packages it up... next cheese she tries the same thing again

all because she didnt want to cut into a new block she tried to palm me off with double what I wanted. i was going to remind her she still had three hours till the shop closes and people like cheese at xmas but i bit my tongue and walked off

# 8  12/24/13 4:26 PM

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Miss_lovely1 wrote:

Iv just watched last nights enders, sky plussed it cos I was out socialising it was pretty good

hows about this for bah humbug. went to sainsburys to get cheese, so I'm stood at the cheese counter waiting to be served... miserable cheese woman pops up and says did you want something? er yes! I'm not stood here for fun and games!

so i told her what i wanted, she looked at the cheeses, looked at me, looked at the cheeses, looked at me, then picked up this pre cut lump that was twice as big as i wanted... cheese woman says will this be ok?  Me no its too big... after much huffing and puffing she un wraps it cuts it in half so its the right size and packages it up... next cheese she tries the same thing again

all because she didnt want to cut into a new block she tried to palm me off with double what I wanted. i was going to remind her she still had three hours till the shop closes and people like cheese at xmas but i bit my tongue and walked off

you bit yer tongue missy..........how very festive of you....

# 9  12/24/13 5:04 PM

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We4ll I had 3 people at work this morning ask if we could work on their cars this afternoon, tomorrow or Thursday. The one's that break down, I feel sorry for. The ones that have had a small problem for a few days, weeks or months? Humbug to them. Luckily, I work in the motor trade, so when my car refused to start after work on Crimbo eve, I was ok.
  A couple of them this morning I must admit tried it on for a joke (you can tell from the voices) and if thety were joking, you go back to them in the same vein. The others, I bet you would get upset at having to work during Eid.
  I did ring up my ****-boss this morning to wish him a Merry Christmas. Of course he is a strict Muslim. So strict that he doesn't touch alcohol or Pig meat, but was quite happy to **** for the Crimbo do beer and bay the bacon rolls on a Saturday morning. But he says, if there's a religious festival, he'll celebrate it. Even Hanukka.
  He has threatened to visit me at my new job. I hope him and the new Boss get on.

Merry Crimbo to you all out there in BN land.

Bugger can't find my humbugs. Think I've eaten them all GGGGGGRRRRRRR b(PB impersonation there)

Also just remember that the US airforce is currently tracking and helping Santa http://www.noradsanta.org/

# 10  12/24/13 6:28 PM

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SwissChris wrote:

We4ll I had 3 people at work this morning ask if we could work on their cars this afternoon, tomorrow or Thursday. The one's that break down, I feel sorry for. The ones that have had a small problem for a few days, weeks or months? Humbug to them. Luckily, I work in the motor trade, so when my car refused to start after work on Crimbo eve, I was ok.
  A couple of them this morning I must admit tried it on for a joke (you can tell from the voices) and if thety were joking, you go back to them in the same vein. The others, I bet you would get upset at having to work during Eid.
  I did ring up my ****-boss this morning to wish him a Merry Christmas. Of course he is a strict Muslim. So strict that he doesn't touch alcohol or Pig meat, but was quite happy to **** for the Crimbo do beer and bay the bacon rolls on a Saturday morning. But he says, if there's a religious festival, he'll celebrate it. Even Hanukka.
  He has threatened to visit me at my new job. I hope him and the new Boss get on.

Merry Crimbo to you all out there in BN land.

Bugger can't find my humbugs. Think I've eaten them all GGGGGGRRRRRRR b(PB impersonation there)

Also just remember that the US airforce is currently tracking and helping Santa http://www.noradsanta.org/

i've just spent two hundred quid on me ****.....new breaks and a battery.....now i dont begrudge this....coz tiz the first time in ten years........wots pissin me off is the fact that if it had happened 3 weeks ago.....twould ave bin a bloody good excuse to cancel crimbo...

# 11  12/24/13 7:22 PM

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metallica wrote:

SwissChris wrote:

We4ll I had 3 people at work this morning ask if we could work on their cars this afternoon, tomorrow or Thursday. The one's that break down, I feel sorry for. The ones that have had a small problem for a few days, weeks or months? Humbug to them. Luckily, I work in the motor trade, so when my car refused to start after work on Crimbo eve, I was ok.
  A couple of them this morning I must admit tried it on for a joke (you can tell from the voices) and if thety were joking, you go back to them in the same vein. The others, I bet you would get upset at having to work during Eid.
  I did ring up my ****-boss this morning to wish him a Merry Christmas. Of course he is a strict Muslim. So strict that he doesn't touch alcohol or Pig meat, but was quite happy to **** for the Crimbo do beer and bay the bacon rolls on a Saturday morning. But he says, if there's a religious festival, he'll celebrate it. Even Hanukka.
  He has threatened to visit me at my new job. I hope him and the new Boss get on.

Merry Crimbo to you all out there in BN land.

Bugger can't find my humbugs. Think I've eaten them all GGGGGGRRRRRRR b(PB impersonation there)

Also just remember that the US airforce is currently tracking and helping Santa http://www.noradsanta.org/

i've just spent two hundred quid on me ****.....new breaks and a battery.....now i dont begrudge this....coz tiz the first time in ten years........wots pissin me off is the fact that if it had happened 3 weeks ago.....twould ave bin a bloody good excuse to cancel crimbo...

are you sure your not from ooop norf

bah humbug

# 12  12/24/13 7:51 PM

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Miss_lovely1 wrote:

metallica wrote:

SwissChris wrote:

We4ll I had 3 people at work this morning ask if we could work on their cars this afternoon, tomorrow or Thursday. The one's that break down, I feel sorry for. The ones that have had a small problem for a few days, weeks or months? Humbug to them. Luckily, I work in the motor trade, so when my car refused to start after work on Crimbo eve, I was ok.
  A couple of them this morning I must admit tried it on for a joke (you can tell from the voices) and if thety were joking, you go back to them in the same vein. The others, I bet you would get upset at having to work during Eid.
  I did ring up my ****-boss this morning to wish him a Merry Christmas. Of course he is a strict Muslim. So strict that he doesn't touch alcohol or Pig meat, but was quite happy to **** for the Crimbo do beer and bay the bacon rolls on a Saturday morning. But he says, if there's a religious festival, he'll celebrate it. Even Hanukka.
  He has threatened to visit me at my new job. I hope him and the new Boss get on.

Merry Crimbo to you all out there in BN land.

Bugger can't find my humbugs. Think I've eaten them all GGGGGGRRRRRRR b(PB impersonation there)

Also just remember that the US airforce is currently tracking and helping Santa http://www.noradsanta.org/

i've just spent two hundred quid on me ****.....new breaks and a battery.....now i dont begrudge this....coz tiz the first time in ten years........wots pissin me off is the fact that if it had happened 3 weeks ago.....twould ave bin a bloody good excuse to cancel crimbo...

are you sure your not from ooop norf

bah humbug

positive missy......i could never be THAT thrifty....

# 13  12/25/13 12:47 AM

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pitbull wrote:

Fed up with chrimbo already . . .

Cards from people I have not a clue who they are

An influx of prezzies im sure I wont want

Peoples chatting stopping me from watching decent chrimbo tele . .Eastenders, Doctor who etc

Arseholes letting of fireworks frightening me dog

Being shoved and pushed by desperate boyfriends who have forgotten to buy anything for that bird they sleep with whose name they never can remember after 2pm on chrimbo day

The stress of trying to think of the right gift for **** peoples

Tone deaf numpties murdering "I wish it could be chrimbo everyday" in town

Having to spend days visiting **** when I SHOULD be doing college work

I could go on all day  . .Anybody fancy saying bah humbug with mo

ah what the hell...BAH **** HUMBUG...is it 4:20 yet?...Kellee  from Portland Oregon...

# 14  12/25/13 1:04 AM

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kosgo wrote:

ah what the hell...BAH **** HUMBUG...is it 4:20 yet?...Kellee  from Portland Oregon...

4.20 what AM or PM if PM you've got approx 24 hours to go.

# 15  12/25/13 9:14 PM

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Its nearly overrrrrrrr


Andamerryfuckingchrimbofromme

# 16  12/26/13 1:42 AM

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SwissChris wrote:

We4ll I had 3 people at work this morning ask if we could work on their cars this afternoon, tomorrow or Thursday. The one's that break down, I feel sorry for. The ones that have had a small problem for a few days, weeks or months? Humbug to them. Luckily, I work in the motor trade, so when my car refused to start after work on Crimbo eve, I was ok.
  A couple of them this morning I must admit tried it on for a joke (you can tell from the voices) and if thety were joking, you go back to them in the same vein. The others, I bet you would get upset at having to work during Eid.
  I did ring up my ****-boss this morning to wish him a Merry Christmas. Of course he is a strict Muslim. So strict that he doesn't touch alcohol or Pig meat, but was quite happy to **** for the Crimbo do beer and bay the bacon rolls on a Saturday morning. But he says, if there's a religious festival, he'll celebrate it. Even Hanukka.
  He has threatened to visit me at my new job. I hope him and the new Boss get on.

Merry Crimbo to you all out there in BN land.

Bugger can't find my humbugs. Think I've eaten them all GGGGGGRRRRRRR b(PB impersonation there)

Also just remember that the US airforce is currently tracking and helping Santa http://www.noradsanta.org/

you did well to hold back on that lot
do have the same here, ppl think that they have time off and think I should work and fix their vehicles
been getting a bit short with some of them, fuckoff seems to be the only words they understand

# 17  12/26/13 8:25 AM

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rodsrule wrote:

SwissChris wrote:

We4ll I had 3 people at work this morning ask if we could work on their cars this afternoon, tomorrow or Thursday. The one's that break down, I feel sorry for. The ones that have had a small problem for a few days, weeks or months? Humbug to them. Luckily, I work in the motor trade, so when my car refused to start after work on Crimbo eve, I was ok.
  A couple of them this morning I must admit tried it on for a joke (you can tell from the voices) and if thety were joking, you go back to them in the same vein. The others, I bet you would get upset at having to work during Eid.
  I did ring up my ****-boss this morning to wish him a Merry Christmas. Of course he is a strict Muslim. So strict that he doesn't touch alcohol or Pig meat, but was quite happy to **** for the Crimbo do beer and bay the bacon rolls on a Saturday morning. But he says, if there's a religious festival, he'll celebrate it. Even Hanukka.
  He has threatened to visit me at my new job. I hope him and the new Boss get on.

Merry Crimbo to you all out there in BN land.

Bugger can't find my humbugs. Think I've eaten them all GGGGGGRRRRRRR b(PB impersonation there)

Also just remember that the US airforce is currently tracking and helping Santa http://www.noradsanta.org/

you did well to hold back on that lot
do have the same here, ppl think that they have time off and think I should work and fix their vehicles
been getting a bit short with some of them, fuckoff seems to be the only words they understand

ohhhh dont get mad....(bad for the blood pressure).....i see an opportunity to charge TREBLE TIME....paid in cash...in advance.....that seems to do the trick....

# 18  12/28/13 10:18 PM

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metallica wrote:

Miss_lovely1 wrote:

Iv just watched last nights enders, sky plussed it cos I was out socialising it was pretty good

hows about this for bah humbug. went to sainsburys to get cheese, so I'm stood at the cheese counter waiting to be served... miserable cheese woman pops up and says did you want something? er yes! I'm not stood here for fun and games!

so i told her what i wanted, she looked at the cheeses, looked at me, looked at the cheeses, looked at me, then picked up this pre cut lump that was twice as big as i wanted... cheese woman says will this be ok?  Me no its too big... after much huffing and puffing she un wraps it cuts it in half so its the right size and packages it up... next cheese she tries the same thing again

all because she didnt want to cut into a new block she tried to palm me off with double what I wanted. i was going to remind her she still had three hours till the shop closes and people like cheese at xmas but i bit my tongue and walked off

you bit yer tongue missy..........how very festive of you....

Miss L's tongue is now unbit. went to use my cheese today and its out of date. I have taken it back and complained about the woman.  got my money back, offered complimentary cheese (which i declined!) and some extra nectar points.  also now awaiting a call from a manager to explain this womans behaviour

# 19  12/29/13 6:06 AM

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Miss_lovely1 wrote:

metallica wrote:

Miss_lovely1 wrote:

Iv just watched last nights enders, sky plussed it cos I was out socialising it was pretty good

hows about this for bah humbug. went to sainsburys to get cheese, so I'm stood at the cheese counter waiting to be served... miserable cheese woman pops up and says did you want something? er yes! I'm not stood here for fun and games!

so i told her what i wanted, she looked at the cheeses, looked at me, looked at the cheeses, looked at me, then picked up this pre cut lump that was twice as big as i wanted... cheese woman says will this be ok?  Me no its too big... after much huffing and puffing she un wraps it cuts it in half so its the right size and packages it up... next cheese she tries the same thing again

all because she didnt want to cut into a new block she tried to palm me off with double what I wanted. i was going to remind her she still had three hours till the shop closes and people like cheese at xmas but i bit my tongue and walked off

you bit yer tongue missy..........how very festive of you....

Miss L's tongue is now unbit. went to use my cheese today and its out of date. I have taken it back and complained about the woman.  got my money back, offered complimentary cheese (which i declined!) and some extra nectar points.  also now awaiting a call from a manager to explain this womans behaviour

ahhhh....thats more like it.........so....regarding the cheese....or lack of it.....has this experiance....CHEESED YOU OFF....

# 20  12/29/13 10:51 AM

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metallica wrote:

Miss_lovely1 wrote:

metallica wrote:


you bit yer tongue missy..........how very festive of you....

Miss L's tongue is now unbit. went to use my cheese today and its out of date. I have taken it back and complained about the woman.  got my money back, offered complimentary cheese (which i declined!) and some extra nectar points.  also now awaiting a call from a manager to explain this womans behaviour

ahhhh....thats more like it.........so....regarding the cheese....or lack of it.....has this experiance....CHEESED YOU OFF....

too bloody right,I had been looking forward to my tea all day... tea went into bin due to lack of eatable cheese. cheesed off doesnt even cover it!!

you can tell I was mad for me to take it back straight away

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