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Aussie computer terminology

# 1  9/22/10 1:38 PM

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duff777 This member uses the Web version of BeNaughty
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Rural Australian Computer Terminology


  LOG ON:                       Adding wood to make the barbie hotter.
  LOG OFF:                      Not adding any more wood to the barbie.
  MONITOR:                    Keeping an eye on the barbie.
  DOWNLOAD:                 Getting the firewood off the Ute.
  HARD DRIVE:                Making the trip back home without any cold tinnies.
  KEYBOARD:                   Where you hang the Ute keys.
  WINDOW:                     What you shut when the weather's cold.
  SCREEN:                       What you shut in the mozzie season.
  BYTE:                           What mozzies do.
  MEGABYTE:                   What Townsville mozzies do..
  CHIP:                           A pub snack.
  MICROCHIP:                 What's left in the bag after you've eaten the chips.
  MODEM:                       What you did to the lawns.
  LAPTOP:                       Where the **** sleeps.
  ****:                   Plastic knives & forks you get at Red Rooster.
  HARDWARE:                  Stainless steel knives & forks - from K-Mart.
  MOUSE:                        The small rodent that eats the grain in the shed.
  MAINFRAME:                 What holds the shed up.
  WEB:                           What spiders make.
  WEBSITE:                     Usually in the shed or under the verandah.
  SEARCH ENGINE:           What you do when the Ute won't go.
  CURSOR:                      What you say when the Ute won't go.
  ****:                        What you say when the Ute does go.
  UPGRADE:                     A steep hill.
  SERVER:                        The person at the pub who brings out the counter lunch.
  MAIL SERVER:                The bloke at the pub who brings out the counter lunch.
  USER:                           The neighbour who keeps borrowing things.
  NETWORK:                    What you do when you need to repair the yabby net.
  INTERNET:                    Where you want the yabbies to go.
  NETSCAPE:                    What the yabbies do when they discover the hole in the net.
  ONLINE:                        Where you hang the washing. 
  OFFLINE:                       Where the washing ends up when the pegs aren't strong enough

# 2  9/22/10 1:41 PM

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TalentedAngel This member uses the Web version of BeNaughty
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duff777 wrote:

Rural Australian Computer Terminology


  LOG ON:                       Adding wood to make the barbie hotter.
  LOG OFF:                      Not adding any more wood to the barbie.
  MONITOR:                    Keeping an eye on the barbie.
  DOWNLOAD:                 Getting the firewood off the Ute.
  HARD DRIVE:                Making the trip back home without any cold tinnies.
  KEYBOARD:                   Where you hang the Ute keys.
  WINDOW:                     What you shut when the weather's cold.
  SCREEN:                       What you shut in the mozzie season.
  BYTE:                           What mozzies do.
  MEGABYTE:                   What Townsville mozzies do..
  CHIP:                           A pub snack.
  MICROCHIP:                 What's left in the bag after you've eaten the chips.
  MODEM:                       What you did to the lawns.
  LAPTOP:                       Where the **** sleeps.
  ****:                   Plastic knives & forks you get at Red Rooster.
  HARDWARE:                  Stainless steel knives & forks - from K-Mart.
  MOUSE:                        The small rodent that eats the grain in the shed.
  MAINFRAME:                 What holds the shed up.
  WEB:                           What spiders make.
  WEBSITE:                     Usually in the shed or under the verandah.
  SEARCH ENGINE:           What you do when the Ute won't go.
  CURSOR:                      What you say when the Ute won't go.
  ****:                        What you say when the Ute does go.
  UPGRADE:                     A steep hill.
  SERVER:                        The person at the pub who brings out the counter lunch.
  MAIL SERVER:                The bloke at the pub who brings out the counter lunch.
  USER:                           The neighbour who keeps borrowing things.
  NETWORK:                    What you do when you need to repair the yabby net.
  INTERNET:                    Where you want the yabbies to go.
  NETSCAPE:                    What the yabbies do when they discover the hole in the net.
  ONLINE:                        Where you hang the washing. 
  OFFLINE:                       Where the washing ends up when the pegs aren't strong enough

Naw, your wrong duffy, that's NZ

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